Today will be the day I reunite (Laura Ingalls Wilder-style) lost buttons with their respective clothing mates.

As always--I never slip, I never fall, a lot of hoes give me they numbers but I never call.

"Yes," Hannah said abruptly. "So anyway," she was tapping out another cigarette, "they all had things happen to them, earthquakes, you know..."

--Marisha Pessl, Special Topics in Calamity Physics

IT'S BECAUSE YOGA WAS CANCELLED

There are rumbles in my belly.

On the day after a snow day, no one goes to class (give an inch, take a mile).