BEING BETTER BROS

One particular book, I said, broke me out of a phase where I couldn’t finish a novel.

My friend is precious and hopeful and took it to mean that I finished writing a novel. Actually the phase was one in which I couldn’t finish reading a novel, because reading is hard to do for sustained periods, because I would rather Tweet reviews of frozen pizza.

But she is excited to read this novel that I’ve written, and I am excited to be thought of as someone who wrote a novel, so I’ll wait a while before responding.

--Eddie